SummaryGarrrrr! Working at The Pirate Times Dinner Theater is less than exciting when you're a busboy. For three moping misfits-- Elliot, Sedgewick and George (Larry the Cucumber, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape)-all they dream of is the day when they can ditch their dishrags and take stage to star in the big pirate show. But with Elliot's timidity, Sedgewick's ... Read More
Directed By:Mike Nawrocki
Written By:Phil Vischer, Mike Nawrocki
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
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49
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31% Positive
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75
It's wholesome fun for the whole family.
70
Slickly made -- in the good sense -- and most entertaining.
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69% Positive
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Apr 11, 2022
10
When I first watched this film, it made up for my disappointment when The Bob and Larry Movie was cancelled. It serves as a perfect spin-off focusing on the tritagonists of Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie.
Dec 17, 2011
9
Crazy its what gets its humor but it is so adorable and touching that it is too much too resist. Its animation is so low budget it gives it an extra charm. I give this 91% **** movie.
60
Clever enough to keep adults entertained, even if the story is something of an antique.
50
Except for one memorable interlude, the film just doesn't have near enough fun blasting spitballs at "Pirates of the Caribbean."
50
It’s a boilerplate plot like one you might find in any morning cartoon.
40
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of … V8? That’s what you get when you cross VeggieTales characters with a pirate yarn.
30
Humorless, incoherent, and ugly as sin, this Christian-friendly production is as tragic as the candle wax that resembles a glob of man jam and opens Pa Grape's eyes to the meaning of his adventure.
Sep 4, 2013
7
if you have not grown up with veggie tales you will not like this>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Aug 12, 2023
5
My childhood nostalgia screams out loud in this film!! Well honestly,... it has very-very mediocre narrative, predictable script. and might be too childish... but still, it's the treasured memory of my childhood
Production Company:
- Universal Pictures
- Big Idea Productions
- Starz Animation
- Arc Productions
- Veggie Pirates Productions
Release Date:Jan 11, 2008
Duration:1 h 25 m
Rating:G
Tagline:They wanted to be heroes. After all, how hard could it be?
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