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Besides all the Woke Diverse garbage they put in this film to keep the financing going, like fat black female scientist in African attire, only women speaking at the table, girl boss(which could’ve been fine without the rest), the only kids to speak in class are brown girls. Very nice exploration/science fiction movie. Great balance in drama/comedy department, leaning more towards funny side, chemistry between human non human is great, can’t imagine anyone but Gosling playing this. Ending is not the best but understandable. The only con is cringy super pressure near collapse moments that you know gonna end up solved anyway just to keep you nervous. Worthwhile watch.

Trans propaganda Racism towards white Barrage of N words and terrible acting, opening ghetto trash scene set up the movie really well, so you know what to expect.

Peak woke era movie. Fully diverse cast, whole film served as a propaganda of mix breeding between white females with black males. Absolutely zero charisma cast, sort of like Stranger things, zero talent actors reading dialog.

Absolutely unwatchable cringe fest. The character with a cowboy hat, they made especially so he can recognize the country song on a transmission. Banana peel slip, not once but TWO times on the same puddle, turned it off right after that. Besides that absolutely awful dialog and acting. They couldn't even represent character's story and instead put her moaning in front of screen since the beginning. Like, no one even knows your name yet, ZERO background, who why what, who cares.

After horrible Alien resurrection, this feels like something finally is happening, instead of just 3 movies on a row- ‘Here’s alien, he kills all the crew, then he crawls to the escape pod and we decide depending on how movie performs if we gonna film the next one.”. Although lots of questions remained unanswered, which deems the movie unwatchable again.

Weird plot. Overextended scenes with terrible dialog and acting. Same ending as 3 other movies. Basically only one watchable scenes with all other failed clones.

What’s the point of arkenstone? What’s the point of those jewels Elves want? The only “sort of motivation” motivation that one side has is orcs. Mentioned once by Gendalf. Then there is Torin. Torin makes a promise, breaks it, burned all the bridges, went mad, snapped out it and died. Awful pointless character.

Decent action, nice continuation of the first movie, feels way less that just a whole movie of the group walking in random fields. Something is actually happening in this one. And they finally reached the goal.

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Nice movie, it gets even better when action ends, cause it’s a bit too chaotic and solders acting kinda over the top cringy. It would’ve been even better if action scenes were shorter but spaced out. Nonetheless a very watchable science fiction. For the time it got out it is no less that 9/10 movie, but it still holds up. Solid 8.

For 1979 this movie got to be absolutely insane to go to the premiere at. As of today it is a nice raw science fiction horror.

If only the genre wasn’t dead for 15 years. People don’t like it and it’s a very fair assessment, especially comparing to LOTR. Characters basically walk in the field for the whole movie, this is how it feels. Back in 2012 people were really spoiled with the quality and didn’t know where the whole film industry is moving (down to the drain). But is was not the peak, it was the sunset of it all and the movie should be judged by this criteria.

Beautiful visuals. Really nice modern graphic, quality of scenery reminded me of Dune. Plot is kinda lame, the made predator weak, literally in plot and as it suppose to come out strong but he’s not, he came out even weaker and a bit too much of cringy “cut around it “action. Action for the sake of action instead of purpose. Sound quality is absolutely non existent, no sound track, ambient is totally absent. Filmmakers forgot how to do it. Okay to watch once, very forgettable.

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Unwatchable cheap Indian feel with dumb dances and bad CGI, i dont wanna read no chenese subtitles. Cringeworthy since min 1. Casting was probably absolutely miserable for this movie.

Spiderman wants to score with the second ugliest chick in the business. Weirdest shi of all time

Hulk character is dead. The made him an annoying goof clown like a donkey from Shrek, suprised they didnt make him twerk. Okay time travel movie besides that, nothing special.

Not a spiderman at all at this point but decent movie overall. Its like if Hulk starting to get his strenght out of can of redbull mixed with monster. Like why all that technology? This is not a spiderman. Its a kid wearing halloween Iron man infused costume.

You know the average **** movie trailer with music blasting, it stops and a “joke” comes. Well this is what movie is, but dialed to the 1000%. If the first movie was on the verge of the cringe, the just felt straight into the pit of cringe in this one. One after another one and its cringier and cringier. They added a local “baby yoda” to sell more ****, cause look “oh hE bABy hE sMAll, i wAnt to bUy it”

They got everyone in here, dang. Even Bilbo wtf, that was unexpected to say the least.

Back when multiverse bs wasnt as overused, it was good. Overall decent character introduction, glad Main character tried his best to cover brit accent, otherwise it would’ve been game over. 79/80

Lots of new characters. Many jokes, sometimes cringe tho, bunch of money on a good ‘ol music and a fair amount action. Drax is the lame autistic character, other has special stick, but he’s like strong but not really much stronger that average bad guy. Main villian is also weak. He got beat way too easily.

Greatest action movie of all time. Holds up to this day, action keeps you on edge for the whole time.

5 min of screen time about rivarly between Loki and Thor is the only thing that didnt put the movie in the garbage bin.

One of the worst movies of all time, extremely cringe right off the bat. Impossible to watch

Decent effects, nice chemistry between main characters. Really nice character introduction

I guess they were short on footage, that why there is nobody cares segments in the first 20 minutes of the movie, cause nothing happens there. Couldve been more drama, but good non the less

Abysmal unwatchable trash, cringe acting, awfull characters. Turned it off once,finished it later. Absolutely horrendous movie

Okay character intoduction movie, quite weak compare to the other mcu installments

Really nice character introduction, way back when they could still make a proper movie

All that invincible villian build up, to just get destroyed by one random bs right at the end. R u kidding me? Kid segments were also unnesessary. Could’ve been way better movie

No chemistry between characters. Michelle Williams loterally cant act. And a standard template of terrible movie on top. Cringe ass music, crappy action. Also there’s so much DEI, the probably had to edit their script 99 thpusand times so every scene contained black kid , woman or person in power. They took some notes right out of Disney rule book quote “Sorry, you not black enough”.

72-73/100 Story is there. The only cringe in the last minutes when they move cranes for Spiderman to fly easier, that was terribly cringe. Besides that surprisingly okay movie, bunch of jokes here and there help to keep you entertained.

First of all, people travel interstellar, yet fighting on land with swords, i havent seen dummer thing in years. The movie has no style, no characters, no music. Slow boring story, with laughable mediocre 2 min action across the whole thing. I waited until something starts to going on, but it never did.

It is just Weak. I hope Sasha wont do Ali G again , cause we dont need it to be just as bad. Borat 1 is gold of humor as well as Ali G. Many fans were dreamin about a return of Borat but even Sasha told many times ,its not gonna happen. But suddenly got this. Not only it was not funny, i had to basically skip lots of stuff cause it was just trashy bad. Side kick actress who cant act at all , ruins the movie even more. And ofcourse Giuliani scene that was talked as “outrageous stuff you have to see”. If it was year 2000 , they wouldve let the scene go until he pulled his D out at least.This movie doesnt qualify even for random netflix garbage movie/series.