SummaryA typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
Directed By:Paul Tarnopol
Written By:Paul Tarnopol, Goldeneye
Jersey Shore Massacre
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Aug 24, 2014
20
There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.
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Aug 28, 2014
1
No one should have in mind that this movie is not trying to be great because why won't a movie who has a 50% percent of being a cult classic not be at least a fun watch. I swear that this movie is not even 90 mins long and it felt like a two hour long movie.
Nov 4, 2014
0
is this seriously something that you woul watch? ebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebinebin
Aug 19, 2014
20
Watching the hopelessly vapid get taken out, one by one, has never been more depressing.
Aug 21, 2014
10
Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, Jersey Shore Massacre reminds viewers that it’s hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.
Aug 19, 2014
0
What keeps Jersey Shore Massacre lively is that this mean-spirited, aggressively stupid film constantly finds new and shocking ways to be terrible.
Sep 30, 2014
0
Dear god. Why would anyone even bother to watch a film withthe people from Jersey Shore. This must be a lame attempt to draw attention back to the lame show........
Production Company:
- JSM productions1
- Spy Global Media
Release Date:Aug 22, 2014
Duration:1 h 28 m
Rating:R
Tagline:The Situation Just Got Deadly
