TriviumLover69

More like BioShlock. Pretentious overwritten dialogue impresses manchildren who never picked up a book before and video game journalists who desperately pray video games become more like movies so their wife's boyfriends will like them.

You know you've made a masterpiece when everyone's ripping you off and doing it badly, even your incompetent replacements at the company you used to work for and the wannabes at Insomniac who haven't made a good game since the PS2. Step into The Aslume and hunt down The Jonkler.

You know you've made a masterpiece when everyone's ripping you off and doing it badly, even your incompetent replacements at the company you used to work for and the wannabes at Insomniac who haven't made a good game since the PS2.

Buggy unfinished port of the first bad Sonic game if you don't count all the other ones released after Sonic 3 and Knuckles.

A space colony built to house a child with AIDS gets shot by the government along with countless other scientists because GUN, the Guardian Unit of Nations, feared the power of the THREE FOOT TALL HEDGEHOG he created. Sonic, stop trying to be like Batman. You have your own identity and you used to be confident in it.

Okay, fine, I will admit, I liked this one. Elegantly transporting a close enough approximation of the classics and classic gameplay to a small screen, and making it work, unlike that horrendous GBA port of Sonic 1.

A perfect case study in how to scam your playerbase until defending you becomes too embarassing.

Don't give the Time Control Mechanic a use limit if you're going to make RNG this unfair to the player. Anyone who played this game and liked it played on easy mode and didn't notice how bad the RNG is.

I don't know how much people here were paid to pretend the final part of a 60% complete game was good, but I wasn't paid anything, and I didn't pay anything for this game, and I STILL FELT RIPPED OFF.

They made people pay extra for power again, and an incomplete nonsense story that fails to add anything of substance to a base game that is incomplete without it. Again. STOP SUPPORTING THIS PRACTICE OR IT BECOMES STANDARD.

For comedy's sake I want to split this review into several parts and make people pay for each part, only to reveal literally none of the parts were worth the price of admission and make a complete story in isolation or when combined, but that would take more effort than this deserves.

This is why the Fire Emblem fanbase isn't respected. The games are products to sell waifu jpegs, not passion projects, not art.

A terrible game according to the Sonic Origins collection, an overpriced collection of roms, and according to history until the original roms go back on sale. Also, would it not be fitting if Sonic Mania was the highest-rated Sonic game? Even though I liked S3+K.

A terrible game according to the Sonic Origins collection, an overpriced collection of roms, and according to history until the original roms go back on sale. Also, would it not send a loud and clear message to Sega's oldest fogies and dumbest nepohires if Sonic Mania was the highest-rated Sonic game?

A terrible game according to the Sonic Origins collection, an overpriced collection of roms, and according to history until the original roms go back on sale. Also, would it not be hilarious if Sonic Mania was the highest-rated Sonic game?

To call this an insult to life itself would be an understatement. This level of quality is what we came to expect from Sonic and yet we were still let down.

A terrible game according to the Sonic Origins collection, an overpriced collection of roms, and according to history until the original roms go back on sale.

I thought I already reviewed this? Oh, wait, I reviewed the other edition of this idiotic scam game. The world will be a better place for gaming when people stop letting Sega get away with this sort of thing.

To call this the best Sonic game is an understatement. This is the only good Sonic game since the 90s. The only good Sonic game besides Sonic 2 and Sonic 3.

The only good Sonic game does it again, giving us slightly more content. Thanks, Sega. If only this was in the base game.

An overpriced scam that fails to improve anything about the original games, and actively makes them worse, while overcharging for them. Nostalgia-goggled consoomers aside, this is how a new generation will see Sonic: A buggy overpriced mess that seeks to scam its consumers wherever possible.

A long-awaited and unquestionable masterpiece that effortlessly surpasses the expectations set by official Sonic games, and more importantly and impressively, the superior standard set by Sonic-inspired games. Easily one of the greatest games of all time.