Miles_Long

The message of this film beats you in the face like a shoplifter trying to escape a Walgreens security guard. It's Anti-capitalist and Anti-White. It's just so hamfisted in it's storytelling and cartoonish characters. It's a child storybook made for low-IQ adults. It's not clever, it's annoying. Save your money and follow the message of the movie, pirate it if you must watch.

Great flick. Surprise twists, good scares, creepy tone without the boring haunted house vibe, great acting, great characters. All around pretty fun. Recommend!

Just awful. Terrible songs, awful dance numbers, completely unethical story. I don't know who this movie was made for but objectively, it was very bad.

This movie had a lot of potential but it could not decide on being a comedy or a serious Sci-fi movie. All 3 of our main characters are scumbags and are unlikeable. Felt like it dragged towards the end. The racist commentary was appropriate.

A complete insult to the original movie that everyone fell in love with. The visuals were awful. The animal characters are not cute, they are monsters. This should have remained an animated movie with that classic Disney magic, unfortunately due to trying to please a modern woke mob, the franchise has suffered. Never watch. Not for the family.

Woke garbage. 1/4th a review because that was all I could stand. The movie is an insult to humanity and our history. This is a leftist propaganda piece to push a "regressive" agenda. I recommend missing this one.

Hilarious. This is comedy of the year. Every moment is completely absurd and laugh out loud funny. I had no idea what this movie was about going in, and man did I take a trip. Top tier artsy movie.

3rd time watching this flick. I love it. It’s creepy, beautiful, disturbing, unnerving, and fresh. It takes its time to build up the horror. If you enjoy art house cinema and horror, this is grade A.

Masterclass in suspenseful story telling. Frightening imagery. Cool soundtrack. Slick editing. I was completely engaged the whole time wondering what was going to happen next. Movie didn't treat the audience like idiots. No woke messaging or virtue signaling. Was a fun ride.

Sorry, I wasn't captivated. There are a lot of creative ideas and set up going on in this movie, but the whole package was a let down. The bad guy was clever, the setting was refreshing, the characters were dynamic, but it just did not gel together. I wanted to like this but I didn't.

Good: Great use of “November Rain.” The bird baddies were very Jim Henson workshop. Russell Crowe as Zeus was great. Story kept moving. Hammer on Axe love triangle. Kid fight. Story did not evolve around Natalie Portman. But still, I’d still bang 40 y/old stage 4 Natalie Portman.

Beautiful, but a little boring. I really wanted to like this since it's so artistically and tonally what I wanted out of the next chapter in the batman world. There simply is no BANG! POW! ZAM! to the story. Bruce was enveloped in being the Batman, why? I can speculate, but the movie never really showed me. Batman is on the riddler case, but the mystery never felt clever or suspenseful, it was bit confusing. I wanted more time with the riddler from the riddlers perspective. What made him into a ticking time bomb? I wanted to see his struggles; a game of cat and mouse. Speaking of Catwoman, I could not have given a **** about that story. It detracted from the focus of the Riddler. However there is so many things they got right. Gotham, the suit, the casting, the mood, the claustrophobia, the corruption, the filth of the city. All exactly what I want in my Batman movie, but the story was Ehhhh...

Never got out of 1st gear. This movie is a clunker. This story can be told in half the time. Seriously, I fail to see the reason for the drawn out editing for so many scenes. In the end though, it’s boring. I was literally praying in the last 45 minutes for the movie to just end so I could relieve myself. Ok I get it, people and relationships are complicated, and trapped love sick people can become delusional and make excuses for abusive relationships. I’ve seen it before, I don’t need to see a 3 hour movie that meanders about it, leaving me begging for some thrills, excitement, anticipation, and tension. I just didn’t feel a thing after this movie because was wrapped up because I stopped caring about where it was going after the first hour. People are going ga-ga over this flick. Really? Go watch more movies. There are much better movies that deal with the same subject matter in a more entertaining way.

Art driven, cinematic, boring. I did not read the book. From that perspective I was not enthralled with the story beats. I didn't feel the tension, build up, or payoff. This movie was more of a waltz than a techno song with a big bass drop. I wanted more. I loved Blade Runner 2049 and this did have characters as compelling. By the end I was uninterested. Still, it was pretty. Worth a watch for the artistry.

Missed opportunity. Take two of the most sadistic and violent characters in the MCU and make it PG-13. Why? This movie is a suburban girl with goth markup on. Trying hard to be dangerous and cool but really just annoying. Spoilers: There are none. This movie plays out exactly how you think it will. It could have explored the depths of deranged madness like in "The Joker" but instead just plays it safe and predictable. This movie is a let down for any fan of the characters.