Shirley secretly takes a job as an advice columnist for the newspaper. Her first advice column unknowingly causes Dwayne's girlfriend to break up with him.

Raj finds trouble when he decides to invest money in a boxer without Nadine's permission.

Shirley's new employee Maurice turns the diner into a nighttime teen club to impress a girl.

Maurice worries that he will be fired after he accidentally rips a hat donated by the famous singer Sharona for Nadine's charity auction. So he gets Darryl to help him sneak into Sharona's room to get another hat.

After getting fired for boldly asking his boss for a raise, Dwayne finds himself unemployed and looking for new career opportunities.

Raj and Dwayne literally get caught with their pants down when they try to rescue Dee from a police raid on a male strip club on Dee's 21st birthday.

By running for class president, Maurice is able to win the affections of an attractive girl. However, she begins to manage his campaign and convinces him that his friendship with Darryl will hurt his chances of being elected.

With her biological clock ticking, Shirley is desperate to find the perfect man and tries everything to find him.

A little friendly competition becomes survival of the fittest when Raj and Dwayne enter a 10K run for charity.

Nadine feels like a real dummy when her mother brings home her ventriloquist fiancée and she kicks them out of her house.

Maurice and Daryl enjoy an evening in a swinging bachelor pad with two sisters from UCLA,until the girls father shows up.

Maurice gets more than he bargained for when he takes his teacher's daughter out dancing.

A blow to the head causes Dwayne to wake up believing that he is Raj.

Thanks to Shirley, a councilman straightens up his act when he realizes that he had forgotten why he was elected to office in the first place.

Dwayne is reluctant to carry on a relationship with an older woman when Raj convinces him to not be concerned about age. However, Raj's feelings change when he and Nadine spot Dwayne out dining with an elderly woman.

Raj, Nadine, and Dwayne must figure out what to do when Shirley is taken in by a con man who convinces her to sell him her share of the diner.

Shirley teaches a young boy with "two left feet" how to dance.

Shirley moonlights as a salesperson dressed as a clown in order to pay Raj the money she owes him and ends up winning a trip to Hawaii.

Dee falls in love with Maurice's cousin, Reggie, a wheelchair-bound comedian, and has plans to join him on tour. However, Reggie has different plans, and tells Raj that he's going to hit the road without Dee and without telling her.

Nadine sets out to prove her suspicions that the exclusive club Raj is attempting to join discriminates against women, submitting her application and winning acceptance as a "man" after being rejected as herself.

A plan to fake a bear attack on Raj while on a camping trip backfires when a real life bear invades the campsite.