Spring Break

Each beer-guzzling marathon inevitably leads to one of those bathroom scenes that provide the film with just about its only jokes.

Implausibly, irretrievably boring -- an affront to its undemanding genre. [28 March 1983, p.C6]

The lockstep mentalities who made this movie tell their story entirely from a boring male point of view, supply us with male wimps and studs who are equally uninteresting, and view women only as wet T-shirt finalists. What a letdown for horny movie critics.

Another worthless sex comedy.

It would be a grim day for the movies if every picture were as dignified as "Gandhi," but that's no excuse for an indignity as craven and amateurish as Spring Break. [30 March 1983, p.B10]