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In spite of its best efforts, The Little Mermaid still manages to fall flat on its face with few elements holding it up. I am very worried for Halle Bailey, due to how much pain her back must be in for carrying this mess on her back.

I don't know what's up with Marvel right now. It seems like you've been having mood swings. Just progressively pushing out low tier films, and now you just flip a switch and make a masterpiece? I don't get it. But it's amazing. Super funny, super sad, killer soundtrack. Check it out.

Coming from someone who gave John Wick a 5/10, JW2 a 6/10, and JW3 a 6/10, this is one of the best movies of the year so far, maybe even past couple of years. This **** is amazing. The action is unmatched, the comedy is better than ever, the new characters are awesome, and the emotions get you right in the feels.

You give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna ask for a glass of milk. And if you give promising young talent the ability to make an indie film, they're gonna make something pretty great. Excellent use of the fisheye lens, great performances, and a very good soundtrack. Would love more movies like this in the future.

Great great great. I wish that I was a 12 year old white girl so that I could watch this movie and be so happy and inspired over the fact that there is a movie out there meant for me. And a damn good one, too. McAdams gives one hell of a performance.

Is it such a crime that I like a dumb, entertaining movie? Is it? Come on. It's fun, it's funny, it has fun and funny characters, just roll with it. LeBron NEEDS to fire Tommy Wiseau as his acting coach, though. More lifeless than a piece of wood. But Kid Cudi being a mentally deranged psycho was histerical.

Ghostface Takes Manhattan. It's really cool. It plays off the normal Scream tropes, like all the others do. But it was surprisingly a nice change of pace not having our favorite final girl up in this **** Hoping that 7 will give us a chance to only be with the new characters and have them stop relying on the legacy ones to carry them out.

Guardians of the Galaxy in middle-earth. I'm not gonna lie, I **** with it. Characters are sick, acting is fun, action is awesome, yeah. Final fight is ****innn dooooppppeee. Check this one out, it rules.

Yeah, it's good. It does reek a little of filmbro, but if you go into it expecting a good time, chances are you won't get your hopes up. I prefer Ben Affleck's directing skills to his acting in this one, and would've asked for a little more Jason Bateman and Viola Davis, but overall, **** yeah. See it with your dad, I guarantee, it's 100 times better.

I feel bad for Missing, because Searching put up such high standards that it was going to be very hard to live up to it. But it was actually pretty good! It wasn't as believable as the first one, and as much as I hate to say it, I didn't like the big reveal at the end. At all. But it was nice! Check it out.

I'm angry. Went into this wanting to hate it but have fun hating it and then I came out pleasantly surprised. Unlike the mediocre trailer will have you thinking, this isn't just another DCOM. This is tightly written, intriguing, and a hella good time.

Sure. It's a fine time, but I believe that if I didn't go with some close friends of mine, I wouldn't have had nearly as good of a time. I am a firm believer that Nicolas Cage's performance in this movie was better than this movie itself. But it was fun. Liked the group therapy sessions.

I've seen Willem slowly go insane before, and this doesn't hold up to the immense standards that The Lighthouse put on the map. But this is a fine time. You really can feel who Nemo is feeling with the drabness of this, but that being said it gets a little boring.

M. Night still has some dialogue issues to figure out, and it doesn't alwasy make thee most sense and can come off as boring, but with a tightly written script and a handful of very good acting performances, I'd say you have a job well done, Shamylan.

Could it have done more? Yeah. Was it bad on its own? No. It was enjoyable, fun, and, that's pretty much all that I have to say. Tiktok did make me kind of hate it but that's whatever.

Will my Abuela enjoy it? Yes. Will a whole lot of other people? Probably not. And that's okay. Listen, I'll say this. The look of confusion that the ticket clerk had when two teenage **** came up and asked with full seriousness, "two tickets to 80 for Brady, please" was enough for me to have a great time.

Honored to be the first to ever review this. Dumb, corny, horny, nice, wholesome, Joey from Liv and Maddie. That's really all you need to know. It's a stupid, fun teen movie that is entertaining.

It's not anything mind-blowing. I wouldn't even classify it as good. But was it better than we thought when the cast list came out? God, **** yeah. Pratt is fine. Taylor-Joy is fine. Day is fine. Rogen is fine. Black is great. Michael-Key ****. And it is a fun time.

I would expect nothing else. I watched it. I had dumb fun. And I didn't care at all. And that's ok! For a movie like this that is. Look, it's not trying to be Citizen Kane. It's trying to entertain you for 90 minutes. And it succeeds.

Come on, man. You are Cocaine Bear. You can go a little crazier than this, Elizabeth. And you can get funnier. I had fun here and there though. I don't know. Felt like a big waste of potential.

It isn't a poorly made movie or a bad movie either. It's just... ugh. I don't know. It felt like a feature length headache to me, all the bright lights and loud noises. Also, I was told, "this movie is sooooo **** up bro, careful going into it!!" and I leave utterly disappointed. Let's just say that this is no Serbian Film.

Whatever. Boring as hell. Unfunny. What more would you expect from the "long awaited sequel" of the hit Adam Sandler movie, Murder Mystery. Adam, I liked Punch-Drunk Love. I liked Uncut Gems. Keep. Doing. Those. Please!

White people, amirite? Black people, amirite? The writing seems like a 12 year old edgelord wrote it. They did the Kanye West Paris joke. How much more middle school can you get? Immature ****

Who the hell cares? We know you can make good movies, Marvel. So stick to doing that. I'm sick of this goofy **** I swear to god.

Jesse Eisenberg, go back to playing famous business moguls or whatever the **** it is that you do, cause it's clear that you don't know **** about making movies. Come the **** on. Just cause you can only play quirky awkward boys doesn't mean you have to stay in character while directing your movies.