A remake of the best kart-racer of all time. Yes, the baby character additions make no sense, yes, the free DLC only has (2) good tracks included, yes it had microtransactions added after the good reviews poured in, yes the loading times are absymal, yes, the vast majority of skins and wheels are obnoxious, yes the art-style isn't as edgy and full of vitality as the original CTR, but you can play as the CNK bosses on CNK tracks, play as CTTR characters and of course, it's a remake of the best kart-racer of all time.
Don't you wish this belated re-release of a furniture simulator was any good? No, they haven't fixed any of the glitches, bugs, etc. but it's in HD now, so pay up.