evanbando

An asinine movie. Not a single genuine laugh or genuine emotion. The deadpan motif throughout is overdone to the point of idiocy. The movie is an insult to the real refugees of real crisis around the world. I gave it two stars because someone had to carry a camera and someone had to edit it.

A total waste of time. It's not an anti-corporate screed. It's not a funny office slacker movie. And as for the paranoia, it is lame lame lame. A joke. When was this movie actually made? A Freddie Krueger prop? The slacker himself has zero personality or humor. He's a dud, a fake Steve Buscemi wanna be. His office sidekick might as well be a stapler or a hole punch. He contributes that much to an already drearily dull story. Did I say story? Just kidding. Unless watching someone for five movie minutes eat a plate of spaghetti is enough plot for you. And don't worry. There's plenty of movie time watching both drips play a video game. Novel, right? Am I being harsh? Go ahead. See it. Then you tell me.