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If you've never played this, you are missing out on so much. This game was everything, the music, characters, boss fights.. it was all spectacular. You will never regret playing the Ocarina of Time.

Moon logic puzzles aplenty, and many more awful things about this game. Frankly, the fans of the show are actually university students at the time this garbage came out. Just another lazily created kids' game.

Game is a big OOF when it comes to controls. I don't have a lot to say about this one due to how awful it truly is. Jeepers.

The devs of this game clearly said "the protagonist should clap every woman in game to restore health"! How dirty-minded did they have to be for that?

It's awful. Totally awful. Best if your skip this 3D platformer with absolutely bad motion controls, confusing health system and painfully fast-to-beat levels.

Just a terrible ripoff of Mario Kart and plays probably the same way Action Girlz Racing does. Doesn't help that DDI created this steaming pile of garbage.

The only thing I have to say about this is.. that one specific bird that just floats around, barely animated. How did we as a society let this game come to release again??

Probably the worst sim racer you could think of. I get this focuses highly on realism but I feel like it's been done absolutely wrong.

Strangest thing you've ever frickin seen from a car? A tentacle with a mounted gun on the hood of a Toyota Yaris. Toyota would never mount an actual car with a gun. WHAT THE HELL WAS THE MAIN THOUGHT WITH THIS GAME.

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Purely terrible. It's just Duck Hunt but you dumb down the game for 5 year olds, remove the important things from a lightgun game, add an absolutely unnecessary minigame with unnecessary motion controls. These chickens don't have enough meat to even make a 6 piece chicken star meal from Carl's Jr or enough meat for a chicken bucket from KFC. God, where do I even start with Chicken Shoot?! First off, when you see the main menu, you just see 3 lazily animated chickens pecking at the ground (one of the chickens has a detailed bottom for some reason, gross.) and when you start a game of Arcade mode, you just see a farmer waking up and not even shooting anywhere close to the chickens from the menu screen.. (give that farmer glasses or sumthin..) and some of the levels are either poorly designed to move around the stage to shoot the farm fowl offenders with or poorly designed to even look less like an underdeveloped concept. Some of the levels have music that purely blasts in your ears while the sounds of gunshots and chicken squeals are added, for example, the Himalaya level (level 05..) has frantic yodeling as "music".. ooookay, and also some of the levels look.. a bit racist? When I played the Asian Village level, the chickens are wearing hats that are supposed to be "traditional farmer hats" but they really look like traffic cones. Not a good look for this game to be honest. Traditional farmer hats ARE NOT ORANGE IN COLOR, one note to the devs, probably research cultures before implementing them in your games, don't go off with what random coworkers think about certain countries' headwear. Now, back to the levels. The chickens are either flying around, towards you or they try to be annoying, but then you got chickens that are either reading a newspaper, knitting, doing the laundry, and even sunbathing. Sometimes the shots work with the chickens and sometimes, the chickens do not get indications that they got a bullet to their feathers. Eggs are also projectiles that the chickens throw to get the farmer (player) on screen to lose health. (Chucking your unborn at your enemies, chickens?? That's highly morbid.) It's also really hard to see your character losing health too, since a barely visible line beside the farmer is carved whenever the player gets hit by an egg or an oncoming screen chicken. In Classic mode, it plays out the same way as Arcade would, but with a timer and a certain (but also untold) point objective you need to reach before moving on. It's not good. Catch an Egg is the name of this "unnecessary minigame" I mentioned earlier, the one where motion controls is forced upon the player. It would be easier to just use the Wii remote's D-pad for this but ya don't. Just move the farmer with a wave of the remote. Multiplayer mode exists too but it acts the same way that Arcade mode does. This game is a failure and a complete waste of the consumer's time. It does NOT deserve to be worth 30+ dollars. End of story.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]