GG4EVA

Lifeless, generic, pretty, and corporate slop. The original game is so campy and charming. All it needed was a slight control overhaul and upres. Why does every remake need to be the same game?

Bland and hollow. Why is this a Bond game at all? It neither excels at a Bond story, or as a Hitman puzzle. This game is so watered down it plays itself. Blue tarps and yellow flags on every interactive surface. White dots on every lootable container. Constant jabbering about enemies nearby. X-ray vision even! This game is the most bland, lazy, dumbed down version of the great Hitman gameplay loop. Why was this made? And why is this getting 10/10 scores? It's baffling, but I guess it's extremely unchallenging which is what AAA games are now.

While the mechanics of this game are cool, the UI and writing are both equally grating and annoying. The constant sex jokes and edgy humor is about 15 years behind the times. I don't understand why this game needs so many pointed political lines of dialogue "SCIENCE IS A SCARY WORD AMIRITE?!?". This game feels like it went through a reddit writing draft before final QA, and it just becomes so tiring. It seems like everything needs to be sexual and political now to be "well written". It's fine to write like that sometimes, but it just makes so much of the humor terribly humorless and out of touch.