Cast & Crew

written by

written by

written by

Midge Ure / Steven Spielberg / Adam Clayton / Bernie Taupin / David Beckham / Director / Dustin Hoffman / Gary Neville / Headmaster / Jefferson Hack / John Lennon / John Leslie / Michael Barrymore / Producer / Rod Stewart / Ron Howard / Will Young

George Michael / Elton John / Narrator / Tony Blair / Andrew Lloyd Webber / Brad Pitt / Cliff Richard / Colonel Sanders / Ewan McGregor / God / Justin Timberlake / Michael Douglas / Noel Edmonds / Pete Doherty / Peter Andre / Robbie Williams / Sean Penn / Simon Cowell / Sir Alex Ferguson / Tom Cruise

Baby Spice / Kate Moss / Rebecca Loos / Christina Aguilera / Jennifer Aniston / Katie Holmes / Paris Hilton / Shirley of 'Pepsi & Shirley' / The Queen / Trudie Styler

Bono / David Jason / Colin Farrell / Dane Bowers / Dave Lee Travis / Ewan McGregor / Gazza / George Clooney / George's Dad / Graham Taylor / Jason Orange / Jerome Flynn / Kevin Federline aka K-Fed / Marky Mark / Matt LeBlanc / Mike Reid / Ray Winstone / Rick Astley / Robin Williams / Simon Fuller / Sylvester Stallone / Vinnie Jones

Various / Louis Walsh / Mark Owen / Antonio Banderas / David Blunkett / Don Simpson / Gerry Adams / Gianni Versace / Johnny Rotten / Jonny Lee Miller / Larry Mullen Jr. / Mick Hucknall / Noddy Holder / Prince / Robson Green / Simon Le Bon / The Estevez Brothers - Emilio

Noel Gallagher / Sting / Boy George / Freddie Mercury / Gary Barlow / David Furnish / David Schwimmer / Gladiator Ice / Jamie Hince / John Travolta / Mark Curry / Patrick Swayze / Paul McCartney / Pete Waterman / Prince Charles / Rod Hull / The Edge / Tony Mortimer / Walt Disney

Liam Gallagher / Chris Martin / Howard Donald / Johnny Depp / Kirk Douglas / Michael Jackson / OK! Editor / Officer / Robert Downey Jr. / Saddam Hussein / Stanley Kubrick / Steven Spielberg / Tom Cruise / Waiter

Victoria Beckham / Annie Lennox / Courteney Cox / Dr Mortensen / Geri Halliwell / Ginger Spice / J-Lo / Kelly Brook / Kerry Katona / Kirstie Alley / Linda Evangelista / Lindsay Lohan / Lulu / Meg Matthews / Sandra Bernhard / Sharon Osbourne / Shop Assistant / Stella McCartney / Vivienne Westwood

Angelina Jolie / Britney Spears / Catherine Zeta-Jones / Cindy Crawford / Elizabeth Hurley / Jordan aka Katie Price / Madonna / Mimi Rogers / Paula Abdul / Penelope Cruz / Posh Spice / Renate Blauel / Sadie Frost / Sarah Doukas / Stella McCartney / Teacher / Vanessa Paradis / Victoria Beckham

Gwyneth Paltrow / Nicole Kidman / Ballet Teacher / Cameron Diaz / Christy Turlington / Heather Mills / Kim Cattrall / Lisa Kudrow / Madonna / Princess Lady Di / Teacher / Trudi Styler

Ant McPartlin / Billy Bob Thornton / Dec / Doctor / Glenn Hoddle / Guy Chambers / Michael Parkinson / Phil Collins / Philip Green / Russell Brand / The Fonz

Andrew Ridgeley / Catherine's Dad / Gareth Gates / Gary Glitter / Jonathan Wilkes / Jude Law / Kiefer Sutherland / Matthew Perry / Simon Fuller / Warren Beatty

Nigel Martin-Smith / Ant / Bob Geldof / Calvin Klein / Dec Donnelly / Eminem / Gareth Gates / Ian Paisley / Jason Donovan / John Prescott / Prince Philip / Prince William / Russell Brand / Sam Neil / The Estevez Brothers - Charlie / The Pope / Tim Rice

Nelson Mandela / Dr. Dre / Dwight Yorke / Kofi Annan / Michael Jackson / Officer / Snoop Dogg

Mel B / Naomi Campbell / Pepsi of 'Pepsi & Shirley' / Scary Spice / Sinitta / Sinnitta

Narrator

Bob Geldof / Sean Pertwee / David Beckham / George Harrison / Sir Anthony Hopkins / Telly 'Kojak' Savalas

Elton John / Gary Kemp / Guy Ritchie / Terry Venables

Catherine's Mum / Sadie Frost / Sporty Spice

Cowboy & Chelsea Footballer / Goose

Lourdes / Young Victoria Beckham

Older Nanny

Young David Beckham

Madonna

Jonny Lee Miller

Daisy - The Nanny

Elvis Costello

The Specials

Scary Spice

Pizza delivery man

Santiago

Terry Wedding Photographer

Katie Price's Minder

Studio Cameraman

executive producer

producer / series producer

executive producer

producer

assistant producer

sound recordist

dubbing mixer

boom operator

boom operator

dubbing mixer

hair & makeup designer

makeup artist

makeup artist

prosthetics / special makeup effects artist

bald cap / prosthetics / special makeup effects artist

makeup artist

special effects

first assistant director

third assistant director

second assistant director

second assistant director

second assistant director

second assistant director

production manager

production manager

production manager

unit manager

additional on-set graphics

graphic design

edit assistant

assembly editor

on-line editor

on-line editor

on-line editor

on-line editor

production executive

property master

property buyer

props

head of production

props

colorist

floor runner

researcher

unit paramedic

unit paramedic

petty cash buyer

researcher

props

researcher

props

runner

runner

assistant props buyer

colorist

manager of casting

extras casting

wardrobe

wardrobe supervisor

wardrobe

wardrobe supervisor

wardrobe

wardrobe

wardrobe

wardrobe

costume assistant

costume assistant

wardrobe assistant

camera assistant

focus puller

still photographer

electrician

gaffer

electrician

gaffer

electrician

gaffer

electrician

electrician

electrician

grip

camera assistant

steadicam operator

gaffer

focus puller

location manager

assistant location manager

location manager

unit location manager

unit location manager

location manager

script supervisor

script supervisor