Critic Reviews

It’s so ineffectual and unfocused that after it’s over, you’re not even sure you watched a movie.

Somehow Kutcher and Heigl and Tom Selleck and Catherine O'Hara (as her parents) are all fun to watch a fair amount of the time, without the movie they're in being any good at all.

Kutcher is surprisingly anticharismatic as a star. A smarmy grin and looking good while shirtless does not equal screen presence, dude.

There’s nobody delivering the laughs in this arid action comedy.

Killers is dead on arrival: miscast, horribly paced and murderously uninvolving.

Bob DeRosa and Ted Griffin wrote the script, whose plummeting one-liners leave no actor unscathed.

Take what pleasure you can from the two stars. They look great; it's just the state of romantic comedy that looks terminal.

Dreary romcom-with-guns.

The steady drip-drip-drip of nothings like this are killing us all.

Killers isn’t an entertainment, it’s a high-speed spat.