Date Everything!

From the masterful writing depicting earnest and meaningful character stories, to the organic design and dating mechanics, and a legendary voice cast to top it all off, Date Everything succeeds in creating a delightful experience that showcases an immense amount of love for video games and the stories and characters they are capable of giving us.

Date Everything! is a clever, creative, and charming masterpiece in the dating sim genre. It’s innovative and addictive, with A+ voice acting, stellar character design, and genuinely hilarious gameplay. It’s the best dating sim I’ve ever played.

Date Everything! is an exemplary example of what happens when game developers remember they have free will and can do literally anything they want. A classic dating sim style game but with a twist, Sassy Chap Games decided it would be really cool to basically hire the entirety of the professional voice acting industry and assign them all to sexy human versions of furniture, and somehow it worked spectacularly. Date Everything! is an experience dripping with charm, inclusivity and pride, and is the exact right amount of self-aware. Being able to make a hundred characters equally as unique and captivating as they are is such an impressive feat. This is a dating sim that breaks free from the mould, and even those who aren’t fond of the genre will find something to love within this world.

Date Everything has an ambitious vision of the genre and succeeds in making it a reality, but beware: it requires a player with just as much ambition to appreciate it to the full.

Date Everything! represents the best parts of the indie gaming scene and captures the zeitgeist of Internet culture. Date Everything! has a clear, vehemently anti-AI message among the rising tide of AI-generated content, showing just how much love and care are put into its creation, with a not-so-subtle anti-AI message about corporations trying to replace people with soulless machines. Despite some shortcomings and frustrating technical difficulties I may have during my playthrough, the good heavily outweighs the problems, and Date Everything! is an absolute riot and an emotional rollercoaster. It's sincere, hilarious, and honest, and is probably one of the most enjoyable indie games I've ever played. As a debut game, Sassy Chap Games knocked it out of the park with this sandbox dating sim. If you appreciate the talent behind voice acting, weird dating sims, and most of all supporting indie studios, then Date Everything! is the perfect game for you.

Date Everything! is certainly a perfect game for those who enjoy dating sims and want a huge number of potential lovers. It is unfortunate that it suffers from an extremely repetitive structure and an overall plot that is satirical and sympathetic but struggles to pace the work. Certainly, the core of the game-the personified objects-is undeniably excellent, with beautifully crafted designs and perfect voice acting, among other things with various interactions that help give precisely the impression that our home is a living micro-world in which the characters interact with each other even without our intervention. In short, it is not a revolutionary game or one that will be remembered for a long time, but it is a good way to get hard laughs with the thousandth pun on objects.

With all the colour and oddness Date Everything musters, it can't overcome the fact that it treats its characters like objects. [Issue#413, p.122]

Whatever issues I might have with the gameplay (or lack thereof lol) are more than made up for by the characters, there's 100+ of them and yet I still found myself invested in and charmed by nearly all of them. Oh and Zoey is best girl btw if you disagree then you're simply wrong.

You are in luck if you are into ripped dudes and fat chicks. For all the rest of us, best to stay away.

This visual novel targets a very niche audience. I normally enjoy visual novels and have enjoyed some dating sims in the past, but this game is just not for me. Some things you date in this game could have been much funnier and interesting, but whoever wrote it just couldn't pull it off. The script in places is borderline terrible and some of the voice actors got on my nerves. One of the things that hit me after playing it is that, this was probably written by women for women. Or at least that's the feeling I got. My advice to watch a lets play first to figure out if this game is really for you.

La idea es divertida, los diálogos no están mal... pero es víctima de su propia originalidad. Tantos "romances" posibles que al final no hay ningún romance de verdad, profundidad 0 incluso desde una perspectiva cómica. Eso, sumado al final, que es de los menos satisfactorios que recuerdo en una visual novel de este tipo... pues eso, que regular.

Not entirely sure what this is but its certainly not for everyone or should I say anyone. It looks like one of those anime visual novels but believe me this is not it. Terrible characters and script. The voice overs are cheesy as well. Even if you look past all that and the bugs etc this game is just too disturbing and demented. There are tons of better type titles out there.