Blobert

Here is a review for blobert I wrote a couple years back. I would like to take a minute to talk about my beloved game, Blobert. This is gaming where you take control of a master of the arts of the *fast* (asterisks indicate speed). The *fast* is really embodied by this game blobert in all aspects: The speed: you are fast The character: blobert is fast The enemy: troblob is fast The cars: car is fast The spaceship spaceship(s) are fast too!All these *fast*(s) colliding at the *fast* of light create the speedrunner's dream game that is *blobert*. Pros: - *fast* - Protagonist and antagonist have funny names - fun, fast movement system that Dean must have spent many hours getting to its current state of near perfection - humorous mountains of dialogue that could entertain you ALONE without the gameplay - has gameplay on top of that last bullet point-good for speedrunning (youtube search "Blobert Speedrun - " for numerous examples) - more vehicles to drive (or fly) than the average gaming - It's funny how Dean Campagnolo wrote in his description of the game "Blobert" by Dean Campagnolo "Blobert is a platforming gaming" as I assume this is a typo, and Dean meant to type "Blobert is a platforming game". I really just find this quite the hysteria inducing scenario. - Great music made specifically for the game's soundtrack, must have cost many days (and nights) in the studio. Cons: - Minimal character customization, it's great that you can choose to have the "other" gender (as it cuts down on speedrunning time), but otherwise lackluster character customization. - I play league of legends - hard, like dark souls-fairly short (tho this is not a con if you are trying to speedrun it)Thank you for reading my review of "Blobert" by Blobert is a platforming gaming where you have to skillfully maneuver yourself around obstacles to escape the evil clutches of Troblob. Along the way you run into Fabby the Fairy who aids you on your quest for vengeance. Final Verdict - 9.5/10 In all seriousness I've had fun enough speedrunning Blobert with friends and joking about Blobert and talking about Blobert that I think I can accurately rate it a 9 / 10.