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The graphics are terrible, the characters are poorly designed and the sound effects are so annoying that I had to mute the playing software after a few minutes. The music is repetitive and doesn't even match the mood of the playing software. And don't even get me started on the gameplay. It's so boring and repetitive that I found myself falling asleep while playing. The mechanics are confusing and the controls are clunky. The battles are a total mess and I couldn't even figure out what I was supposed to be doing half the time. The storyline is just as bad. It's unoriginal and doesn't even make sense. The dialogue is poorly written and the characters are forgettable. I found myself skipping through the cutscenes just to get the playing software over with.

Look how they massacred my boy Dinho, literally copied a monkey face above his body. If this game was made in this day and age Electronic Arts would be cancelled and bankrupt, without all the awful things pioneered by this capitalism giant, like stealing all the major devs from rival companies after a competitor game succeeds and child gambling. This game is the first hint of the evil nature of this disgraceful company, that should be publicly referred as the Nestlé of the gaming industry.

An anime fan paradise that glorifies the post-war japanese society and acts of public vandalism. A playing software with such a botched starting concept that is only rivaled by its horrid execution. Truly the worst of its generation.

This is the game and by that I mean THE GAME, every other playing software should not be even legally able to be registered as a game when this masterpiece exists. Easily the greatest game ever to be developed, the racing genre never was able to met the driving simulation and immersion of actually feeling like you are on a moving vehicle and physically at the stunning locations that the tracks are located. The graphics are out of this world, giving you a sense of speed that compared to real life is only missing the wind going through your face like a knife spreading butter around a freshly baked brown bread. The soundtrack was purposely made for this game and it clearly shows, complementing the game perfectly. This audible masterpiece was conceived with such care and love that it you could easily imagine it being played by an orchestra in a Roman colosseum, a Boom festival or just as elevator ambient music in a 4 story residential building. The sense of progress when unlocking new tracks and characters is very satisfying and gives you long term goals on top of each race event. Impressive how the sequels fell off so massively, specially since they were made by the same enterprise. As an avid Motogp games connoisseur, I can say with ease that the reason for this historical phenomenon is the capitalistic ideology in full force, where companies are trying to maximize the amount of games they can sell and having consecutive perfect games would remove any biological need for the consumers to ever buy another crappy playing software. If you never heard or touched this game, that would be why. Can very highly recommend this game to anyone that is willing to live life to the fullest (will need a fan to achieve this).

Actually abysmal game, which was only popular because of the absurdly high amount of sweaty gamers of the mid 2000's, when the average monitor had no more than 5 pixels and weighed 30lbs. Only in that era these kind of graphics and shallow strategy would be kind of acceptable. The fact that this game is now considered a "classic" is an absolute marvel of marketing and business strategy. The only two positive marks that this game had in gaming culture is the "Wololo" voiceline and the sheep (even though there should've been more of them).

Hold onto your seats, gamers, because Dicey Dungeons is the craziest, most mind-bending, out-of-this-world game you'll ever experience. The graphics will have you questioning whether you're actually seeing what you think you're seeing. The characters are anthropomorphic dice with faces, arms, and legs. That's right, folks, dice with legs. And the enemies? They range from sentient playing cards to living swords. I mean, what kind of world is this? But it's not just the graphics that are insane. The gameplay is equally bonkers. You roll dice to activate your skills, trying to defeat your opponents before they defeat you. Sounds easy enough, right? Think again. The game throws all sorts of curveballs at you, like forcing you to reroll your dice or making you discard certain ones. It's like playing Russian Roulette with your own fate, but with more colors and sound effects. And let's talk about the storylines. Each character has their own unique backstory, and as you progress through the game, you'll encounter all sorts of bizarre scenarios. One moment you might be fighting a giant spider, and the next you might be navigating a maze of mirrors. But it's not just the situations that are crazy, it's the dialogue too. The characters are hilarious, with the Jester and the Robot providing some of the most ridiculous, side-splitting moments in gaming history. But wait, there's more. The music is like nothing you've ever heard before. It's a mix of funky beats, catchy melodies, and mind-bending sound effects. It's like being on a psychedelic trip, but without the side effects. And the gameplay? It's actually really satisfying. Each character has their own strengths and weaknesses, and figuring out how to best utilize their skills is a challenge that will have you coming back for more. The game has a ton of replay value, with different difficulty levels and modifiers that keep things fresh. In conclusion, if you're looking for a game that will blow your mind and take you on a wild ride, look no further than Dicey Dungeons. It's the most insane, over-the-top game you'll ever play, and you won't be able to put it down. So grab your dice and get ready to roll, because this game is like nothing you've ever experienced before.