Review101

right im gonna be honest here i have never in my life heard of this game but it is silly how it got 6.3 its crazy and i think that this matter should be widely expanded on. okay to start us off the story line its outrageous how the crisp brand doritos must have paid the game soooo much to have its name on the front! nothing in the game is related with doritos and lets be honest here no one gives a flying what i think but i just recieved anal from a two and a half year old boy, but anyway about this game; look at its name 'doritos crash cousre 2' looks like a gay thing next the game play terrible i cannot understand why and how they would make such a terrible game goddammit! while i am writing this extremely long and boring game review my friends are slowly eating the toddler. oh god. jeez back to the matter i am now even more angry about this game as my mum just told me she ordered it for my birthday. is this some kind of really sick joke or is my life slowly melting like doritos with cheese in the microwave. ben, my friend just asked me how long is your review going to be, i didnt answer but in my head i thought i dont care how long it will take its my review and i can do as i please so now i will use many long and sfisticated words which i cant even spell to make my review so very boring and long. lala lalalalala lalalalala lala lala lalalalala. good song good song i like this review so it will be repeated a few times in my mind. over all i give this game a 69/70.

COME ON!!! TURD BIRDS?!?!?!? What were the developers thinking?!? The game is about birds that everywhere! I mean, how immature can you get? The gameplay is terrible, the graphics are horrendous, the voice-acting is absolutely atrocious and as for the storyline, well, let's just say that I ate a turd once, I didn't like it very much, too stringy for my taste. Moving on, The main character is the best part of this game **** HAS BOOBIES!!!! Ahem, Overall Turd Birds is a family classic, and will be played for centuries from now, I'm sure of it. It gets 56/903

While the game is fun at the core, a few problems always take the immersion from the stunning atmosphere of Angry Birds. The people you launch from the slingshot, don't look like people at all! They look like some sort of bird things, that was a poor design choice, and the pigs in the base don't look like birds at all. Do the developers even know what game they are making?! Moving on, while I feel the difficulty curve is smooth, the guns and swords don't feel as powerful or as satisfying as they should, you feel like you are buttering toast when you strike down an opponent. The textures in the "bird's" base are poor, they look like they were made for the iphone or something. Overall, Angry Birds get 10/10.

As well all know, Call Of Duty is the best game series ever created. The Big Daddy's paired with the Little Sisters is great and creepy combo. The atmosphere is that of a real warzone, with pace and action galore. I really enjoyed the partnership between Alyx and Gordon in the Half-Life series but that is just me. Call Of Duty: Black Ops II has some of the greates graphics on the PlayStation 2. Blending fast cutscenes with frantic fighting segments against, who else?! The Russians. Overall, The Last Of Us is a great game. Call Of Duty: Black Ops II gets: 10/10.

is alright, the chaacter's look strage and i dont like the infecton, is just to unrealstic the menu screen is great but overal that was the best part of the experince al togethre really disapointingn and not worth time 10/10