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How is it possible that Nintendo has had 3 attempts at fixing the problems in Spatoon and they still can't? In fact, some of the problems like online play are worse. HOW? Almost the entire game is centred around online play and they can't even do that. This game is a joke. This game is a total waste of money. Waste of money making and a waste of money buying it. Look at some of these critic reviews. Absolute garbage shills. Seriously. Blows Splatoon 2 out of the water some said. It is basically a worse version of Spatoon 2 in many ways. And they could have made a paint pun instead, but they are too stupid to manage that! Matchmaking is still garbage. Connection issues are worse now. Lockers are garbage cause your friends are not the ones near yours, just random **** cares then?! Half the maps are still garbage. Oh, and there are fewer of them as well. Ranked modes are still garbage, nothing new. You are still forced to play the maps Nintendo wants you too. So you can log in and see the levels and modes are garbage and just immediately turn the game back off. Great design Nintendo. Real winners. How are you so stupid? Like how? How is it possible for game designers to be this idiotic? SAVE YOUR MONEY UNTIL THEY ACTUALLY MAKE A NEW GAME AND FIX THIS GARBAGE!

Just so much stuff that wastes your time. My team are annoying. The media is annoying. Other than managing your team and playing football, everything else is annoying. Waste of money at full price. I absolutly dispise team meetings. DISPISE THEM. WHAT IDIOT PROGRAMMED THE INTERACTIONS!?

Really fun strategy game. It has a fun concept for a tower defence style game. Can also be quite difficult depending on what settings you choose. I would recommend it to anybody who likes strategy games. The only gripe I have is there is little variance in gameplay styles and strategies.

One of the best puzzle games of recent years. It really gives you a sense of discovery and intrigue. Definitely play if you like puzzle games.

One of the best games of all time. There is so much to see and do in an amazing world with its own unique world. Adventuring around the countryside on roach is so much fun. A must-play for anybody that likes adventure RPGs.

Seriously, a lot of fun. A really interesting concept for a shooter-style game.

Such a funny and unique game. You will have a lot of fun exploring the world. The slot cars and other mini games, Omg they are so fun! There is an arcade with ports of old sega games! Just play the game and enjoy the wacky adventure.

Hahahahahahahahah! That is this game. A joke. What on earth were they thinking of releasing this unfinished game for full price. I just cannot understand what was going through their minds other than greed. Has a lot of potential. It really does. BUT, do not buy this game until it is finished and fixed. Or you can get it for like $10-20.

The game is really good with a bunch of friends playing local multiplayer. Everything is snappy and lots of characters to play. However, online is a total joke. It is so unresponsive for a fighting game. That is basically one of the most important things in a fighting game and they have the worst online multiplayer I have played in a while.

One Island per switch. What the actual? So stupid and scummy. The game itself is ok. Lots of items and ways to shape and decorate your island to make it like home. A few small changes and this game could be a lot better.

It is difficult to describe how this game has helped me judge the quality **** for the rest of my life. This game was amazing to me as a kid, is still amazing to me today. One of the best.

One of the best games ever made. Easy. The story is amazing. The characters are awesome, with lots of party members to choose from. Music is some of the most memorable of all time. Chocobo breeding and racing! This game is simply incredible.

I have absolutely no idea what is going on over at Nintendo but **** ain't it champ. What an empty game. Mechanics are boring and the game is far too easy. AI is a joke. The multiplayer is atrocious. What is even the point. The most money I have wasted in quite a while. If it ever gets better will update. But at the moment I cannot in good faith recommend this game to anybody at the moment.

This game is simply an amazing achievement of game development by one person. One person made this game! If you even loved Harvest Moon as a kid then you are going to love this game. You can even play with other people! Thanks for making this game. It is amazing. I love it.

The game is fine. It is just that the developers decided to be total scum that made a pay-to-win game for a franchise that is predominantly marketed towards children. Think about that? They made a game from a franchise that is known for its heavy marketing towards children and they decided to make it pay-to-win. Once you play the game for just a little while you will realize everything is the game is begging you to spend money so you can upgrade the items you hold because they are so powerful. Now, you could play the game for over a year to simply just get one max level item, or, give your hard-earned money to the people who made a MOBA, marketed towards children, pay-to-win. Nintendo and Tencent what a pair of scummy companies. Literally the worst.

The game looks amazing, feels amazing to play. Has a lot of touching moments and is just a really good story. I loved this game. One of the best.

One of the best platformers I have ever played. The music, atmosphere, controls, bosses, everything is awesome! Amazing game.

Just a phenomenal game. So many builds. Lots of enemies and boss fights. The world-building is amazing with awesome and interesting lore. FromSoftware does it again. A great addition to the souls series.

One of the best games I have ever played. So much fun, so much to do. You can get lost in the game for hours. Can't wait for the next one!

Pretty dam good for a switch version of dark souls. They made a bit of a mistake with the controls IMO. Buttons are just not what I am accustomed to so it takes a bit to get locked in with them. All up though, a great port of a fantastic game.