EzCheezy

Jalopy is an ok game, but it sorely lacks in gameplay. This game was in early access for a long time (4-5 years), It was very slow in progression and with little substance to back up the game. There is a story, but it is not very well presented, it feels like a demo instead of a full game. In Jalopy you drive cross country in Germany, in Laika 600 Deluxe. The car is trash it’s everything ****, but you can buy upgrades for the car and extras to help with maintenance, and storage. The main flaw is the procedural generation. Each time you play the road will be different, but it is actually big chunks of the same map just repeated or in a different order. You’ll often see the same roads over and over as you play through the same routes. There is a very shallow navigation system in that, you pick a route and some will have different weather or it’ll just be longer with dumb obstacles that repeat themselves over and over. Overall this game is repetitive and boring, with very little substance to fill the long gaps of boring silence and darkness.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]