DickTickler69

A true masterpiece, Shrek Forever After captures the true essence of video gaming in general. Why anyone would not play this game is a mystery in itself. The developers of this game are truely blessing all of mankind by giving it such a low rating, and deserve to be praised for this same reason. The storyline in Shrek Forever After is a series of fluent videos which combine to create a visual effect similar to ectasy. The gameplay is nothing short of a masterpiece in itself, as I've played countless hours of it and still have found no end. 10/10.

This game is pure nirvana. All minor flaws with any other game seem staggering in comparison to the amazing perfection that is 'Whac-A-Mole DS.' The game play is smooth and perfect. It must have been a cold day in the Activision office, as they out endless copies of Call of Duty with catchy new titles, then suddenly, a light turned on in the CEO's head. "WE WILL MAKE WHAC-A-MOLE FOR A PORTABLE SYSTEM." They all called him a madman, that he would never be successful, but he slaved. He worked months locked inside of his office alone, surviving on nothing but Twinkies and his own urine. Once he had finished the base game, he composed his own music directly from the bosom of Christ himself. Once finished, the CEO proudly left his office, exclaiming "I know it all now." The game was played by testers, male or female, all became pregnant. The game was put on the market the next day. No coincidence, that was also the day that World War II ended, and world peace ensued. Glorious.