Cavemaximus

It's basically a masterpiece, and even better when you use one of various patch-mods to round out the QoL issues. The developers managed to make the game even better than it was. No joke. Now, if you never played C&C, it's not going to impress you. Keep in mind, this is probably the only good thing that came out of 2020.

Been a long time since I played this game, but I remember it bored the hell of out me. Played a lot of RTS games too.

You can play this game at snail speed or super-fast, there is nothing in-between. No idea why there's even slider for game speed when it barely even works. Other than that, mediocre. This game was not created with the Red Alert engine, and it's not the first Dune RTS game. Nearly every C&C or Dune game is better than this. Has great music and cut scenes though.

I watched all the Nadine fight scenes with Drake. You know Nadine right, Abby-lite Abby prototype? So Drake can scale buildings with no problem, deal with multiple enemy types, but can't handle a woman in a fight? And when another man (Sam) enters the fight as well, she still wins against them both physically? Get the bleep outta here.

This is likely the point where Last of Us veers off into identity politics. It starts here with the over sexualization of children. It's just the bridge that paves the way to hell for Last of Us 2.

Fullfills male fantasy expectations. 10 out of 10! Masterpiece! See what I did there? Because it appealed to my identity politics, I gave it a perfect score like a mindless lemming scoring a woke game would! In actuality, it's a 6 or 7 due to the games many glitches and bugs. ;)

Even though it's suppose to be a game, it's hard to call it that. Whatever it is, it's not fun, and apparently that was intentional. Now I'm just wondering... is Naughty Dog going to DMCA my negative review?