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I don't understand the great reviews of this game. So overly complex that I hated it as soon as the tutorial was over. A stamina meter is not just a meter but it has a core too!?? And the horse has 2 meters, but they disappear when he's trotting just right so you have no idea how you horse is doing. Why? The multiple, multiple tonics and their specific and complex effects was horrible. The way you select weapons while holding L1 and then your Left stick to navigate to the proper item using R2 or L2 to cycle through them. And the battle is still happening the hole time. Arthur moves so slowly in camp it's ridiculous. I've never seen a character move so slow and clunky and unnatural before. I was forced into a fight and killed a guy and then I'm wanted and I planned on being a good guy the whole game, and now I'm wanted? Why? The final straw was this: I'm riding my horse back to the overlook after running away from Valentine as a wanted man, and another horse and carriage crashed into me and my horse dies. I'm in the middle of nowhere with no transportation. That's not fun Rockstar! I did not enjoy the 15 hours I played this game! I highly recommend skipping it! The world looks great, I'll tell you that. That's why I gave it a 1 and not a 0.

So ridiculously difficult and hard to control that it's no fun! I died 45 times on the first 3 levels! Luckily I rented it, so I'm out nothing, but for those shelling out $60 for a PS2 or PS3-looking game with terrible,awful, imprecise controls, crazy difficulty and a formula so old and outdated, you'll feel like the makers are trolling their own players by seeing how many ways a person can die over and over again. The controls are so loosey-goosey and although you are given a reticle for aiming your landing, you'll still have no feeling of control with every platform jump, and no idea where you will land (even with the useless reticle). Oh, did i mention that the platform starts to crumble once you touch it AND when you go to jump to the next platform a creature is coming out between platforms to eat Crash 40% of the time. That's just level 3..what were they thinking? The game looks and feels old and it's just not fun to play. A tired and old formula that will have you wishing for each stage to end quickly. These Toys for Bob people need to play a certain plumber for awhile to learn how to manufacture games with precise controls that are a pleasure to play. This ain't one of them.

Why? What is the need for these mediocre games to be re-released for $60 for a limited time to create artificial demand? Do what I did..Rent this game, don't buy it! Don't give them the satisfaction. There's nothing here worth owning! SM64 looks so old, it's unplayable because it looks and feels like a 25 year old game. Sunshine is just terrible. It was bad on GC and it's even worse now..totally unplayable with out of control controls. As soon as I had to spray graffiti up high I knew this wasn't going to happen. And Galaxy looks decent, but it was a game for the Wii and it doesn't fit with the Switch. Controls can be iffy at times; I had trouble with a certain large spider and I have a feeling you will too! Speaking of the Switch, you do know that Nintendo came out with the greatest Mario game ever with Odyssey, so just go and play or re-play that beautiful masterpiece. Playing anything other than Odyssey is just a waste of time. If you still like these old Mario games you're living in the past man..time for Odyssey so you can experience what 10 years of development time can do to a series.

Wow! Just Fantastic! I loved it from start to finish, and I'm not sure who these speedsters are around **** some of these puzzles are so tough and fantastic and take a lot of time to get through. I'm 30 hours in and half way through the game. It took me awhile to figure everything out, and I loved figuring it out! I've been enjoying each "scene" and appreciating all of the details and the sheer beauty of what they have created. I can take my orb and make the lanterns **** never gets old to me! I would say that if you have the means, then play this game and enjoy every second of it!

Everything that people have complained about has been fixed. This game is absolutely amazing and I feel like I'm really in Pandora. It's breathtaking! This is my first time playing the game and I'm loving it! It's also nice to have a game that take a really long time to complete.. You get your money's worth here! I highly recommend it to any PSVR owner. Use the dualshock to play though, it's by far the superior way for long sessions and 360 degree instant movement!

IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT FIRST LEVEL! UNFAIR GAME! Absolutely Horrible! Do not buy this game!! The most difficult ridiculous monstrosity of a "game" I've ever played! A game where you although you select "Easy" mode of 4 levels of difficulty, you will not make it past the first level! Any of the 3 first levels consist of 4 sections (I think). You will start the 1st section and think it's pretty cool; it's got some real possibilities. The 2nd section and it's getting harder. By the 3rd section, you are firing so frantically at things moving at you, things you'll run into, dodging your head to avoid projectiles (constantly!!). It's so much visually to take in and impossible to keep track of with a normal human **** way folks!! It's just a total barrage of enemies, purposefully made to ruin one's day and make my fingers ache after 5 minutes from firing that trigger on both hands so frantically. One would need to be completely ambidextrous and capable of super-human tracking and hunting skills to be able to aim and fire at things an both sides while dodging with one's head every 5 seconds..just no fun whatsoever! Horrible game, I'm going to try to get a refund from Sony, and write to this Bolverk Games to ask what they were thinking! It's a shame, because the weapons and aiming system are top-notch, but totally wasted on trash, garbage..a programmers way of saying.."you know what" to VR fans..Booh!!

Wow! I'm playing only the VR content on PS4 and I must tell you that it is absolutely fantastic, outstanding and worth the price of admission! It's jaw-dropping intense and I'm so impressed with the immersion and sense of motion and speed of movement. It's only 3 missions on VR, but they are each fantastic with unlimited replayability to improve grades and scores and times. I highly recommend this experience to anyone who loves gaming! It's as close to a flight simulator as most of us are ever going to **** it's just so impressive!! A++ 10/10 Masterpiece of design!

Masterpiece! The best and most fun video game of all time!! Sorry Kyoto, PSVR is the undisputed king of the world of 3d Platformers with this gem; This is another level of gaming and a true system seller (Like Ferris Bueller said "If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one **** absolute gorgeous, brilliant and progressively challenging experience that will literally take your breath away (in a good way!) I'm nearing the end of the game and I have never been so sad to see a game end. Luckily these last levels are by far the most amazing in the game and just when you think you've been blown ****! You're blown away again and then world 5-2 comes and you're in awe.I lost sleep last night after 5-2; I was so impressed and couldn't stop thinking about it! Oh and the challenge stages..Pure brilliant hardcore platforming at its absolute finest and most fair! If you die, it's 100% your fault. A truly fun experience of epic proportions and wonderful game and I thank Sony's Japan Studio for giving this to the world! Oh, and the music is amazing too..I mean really amazing! Whole game is a masterpiece of design! I cannot stress how fine **** this is! A++ 10/10

The '2' I give it comes from the Nintendo creativity and homage to all 2D Mario games presented. But I've never had a game make me feel so bad about myself before! I thought I was smart, creative and that I loved 2D Mario games. I thought "Hey, i've loved Mario since 1986, so I've got **** after realizing the creativity out there in the world is so amazing, it makes me feel really small and 'amateur-hour'. So you have people making levels that cannot be beaten; real fun. You have Rube-Goldberg type auto Mario levels that are neat, but offer no gameplay; you watch them but don't play them..real fun. The whole game is just a way for the really brilliant game designers to show off their wares, but playing their levels is not fun and I sold the game in 10 days. The novelty will wear off real quick on this game, trust me! 99.999% of players will never come up with anything nearly as clever as what you'll see, and if you're sensitive to feeling 'not good enough sometimes', like me, then stay away from SMM2! If you want Mario, go with Odyssey, a truly brilliant creation!

After 2000 hours+, I can tell you that BOTW is the most incredible gaming experience i've ever had! The emotional connection I feel to the this is game is very special. It is the culmination of so much time and thought and innovation that it literally takes my breath away! There will never be anything finer created and Nintendo made a masterpiece in the most pure sense of the concept. And yes, after 2000 hours I'm still finding new things that I never knew existed. I'd love to keep writing, but I've got to get back up to exploring the Akkala Highlands.

So everyone loves the fact that it looks good and it's an improvement over the originals, and that's true. But nostalgia aside, the game is a total bore. The controls are absolutely terrible; Spyro dashes the wrong way when you see an enemy! Find new areas (which is not fun, but frustrating), run into or burn the same enemies in different outfits, fly a little, rinse repeat. Oh and those load time are so outrageously long; what a bummer! So monotonous and maybe it was good platforming in 2000, but today it holds up incredibly poorly and it just has no excitement or fun.

Outrageously overpriced at $60 for an 8 hour adventure and the game runs TERRIBLE! The frame rate drops are totally unacceptable and are an absolute detraction to anyone playing the game: It truly ruins the enjoyment of the game. An 8 hour adventure for the same price as Breath of the Wild which has provided me with 2000+ hours of pure jaw-dropping enjoyment? No thanks Nintendo! This game is NOT up to Nintendo's quality and value standards and the fact that they would release a bite-sized game that is not capable of running properly on the Switch is truly shocking, disappointing and says a lot of about the philosophies happening in Kyoto right now.