PolisKanin

I'm going to admit, the first time I played this game, I didn't enjoy it. There were problems I didn't understand. However, after playing for a long time I have understood that I caused these problems, not the game. Loading times are my main problem with the game.

The idea of this app is stupid. It takes classic Atari games and replaces some sprites with Denny's products. If that was it, it wouldn't be too bad; the main problem is that the game doesn't launch. I've tried launching the app multiple times and it always crashes. It either doesn't load at all, crashes a few seconds after it loads, crashes as i select the game i want to play, crashes when loading the game i want to play or crashes after i play the game for 5 seconds. Not once did I lose/win before the app crashed.

I'm shocked to be saying this, but this THQ game is good. The gameplay may not be super original, but it is still fun. The story isn't amazing but is quite enjoyable. I am ashamed to say, I have spend over 10 minutes on the streaking minigame alone.

I did not enjoy the DS Raving Rabbids game, so never bought the Wii Raving Rabbids game. However, I played a lot of it recently to find out what it was like. At first I thought the game was fun, as I played all the good minigames, but then I got to the boring and broken ones, leaving the game unplayable. A few minigames are fun, but most are boring and a disgrace to the Rayman series.

The story in this episode is pretty good, but the glitches I experienced in the episode bring it down. While no one else I have spoken to has experienced these glitches, it took away from the whole experience for me. The game crashed at least 10 times, and it was not my computer as this has never happened on any other game I have ever played. However, the story deserves 9/10, so overall due to the glitch, I will rate this game 8/10.

Fun enjoyable gameplay. This is my favourite Mario Kart yet (previously it was Mario Kart 64). The gameplay is enjoyable alone, but best played with friends or being competitive online. The only flaws are the poor roster (full of babies, metal mario and the aweful pink gold peach) and in battle mode you can only play on race courses rather than courses specifically designed for it like previous installments in the series. This leads to you driving around trying to find someone for the whole match, and when you do it's someone on your team, but you're so happy that you have found someone so you throw an item anyway, but it harms them as items aren't on team. However, battle mode isn't the main feature in Mario Kart, and the roster can be forgiven by the fact you can play as Mii, which have almost endless customization possibilities. I give Mario Kart 8 a 99/100

Straight away the title of this game is a problem. It's called Saw 2, but it's actually based inbetween Saw and Saw 2. The opening sequence to the game is cutting open your eye. This attempts to make you disgusted, but, the game has the worst blood physics in any game i've seen by far. Let's move onto the puzzles, as that is what games like this are all about. The first puzzle, here we go. So the clues are, theres a locked door, a mirror, a mark on your chest and writing in blood on the wall saying "take a look at yourself" anyone with a brain could easily figure out the solution to this puzzle within two minutes. All you have to do is put the mark on your chest into the lock on the door. You may think it's ok that the first puzzle is easy, but I had the game on "insane" difficulty. They could have at least made it so you had to actually think. What's the next puzzle then? Your clues are a number written on a whiteboard and a locked door. ARE YOU KIDDING? THE SECOND PUZZLE IS EVEN EASIER THAN THE FIRST! JUST PUT THE NUMBER IN THE DOOR'S PADLOCK! Ok, they must just be warming up, the next puzzle (on insane difficulty) must be at least medium. It's a quicktime event. Yeah, the mastermind behind the death traps seen in the saw films decided to kill this guy with soggy floorboards! The problem with this is once you die it's game over and you have to start all over again. And don't expect a good ending either. Micheal is attacked by spiky walls and has to cross a plank of wood. Tightrope tension in Wii Fit is better than this **** Jigsaw then gives Micheal a speech about life, but Michael couldn't give any less **** as he isn't paying attention as throughout the whole speech as he has the face of a kid during school throughout this scene. It then gives a choice. But you can't even make the choice, as just before you do, the credits roll. There's an alternate ending where the guy from the start kills Michael. Jigsaw then gives Michael a free circumsision.

Another great entry into the series from Telltale. It's not perfect, but it's good. It has a very good story, visually pleasing graphics and enjoyable gameplay. It is a lot better than s02e01, but doesn't match s02e02.

Chucky Slash and Dash is a game based on the Child's Play and _BLANK_ of Chucky series. In 2013, when they announced there was going to be a Chucky game, I was excited. I thought it could be an amazing game where you could stealth around as a Good Guy doll, and when you're caught, stand still like a doll. There could even be a multiplayer mode where you're in the Good Guy warehouse from Child's Play 2, and one person played as Chucky against a team of people, having to creep up behind them and quickly stop and blend in with the other dolls incase the enemy sees him. This could make a good game, where the team against Chucky has to kill Chucky, and Chucky has to kill the humans. If that was unfair, they could add in Tiffany, their son and their daughter. When I heard there was a Chucky game, those were my expectations and if it did turn out like that, it would have been great... but it didn't. The first thing that went wrong was when they announced that it was going to be a mobile game. Movie games **** and so do mobile games. So a mobile game based off a movie was bound to fail. Oh game developers, you never learn. I still downloaded the game anyway as i still had a little hope, as the Child's Play movies and Curse of Chucky were fantastic, and Bride and Seed of Chucky were good. But then I played the game. Can you guess what genre of game they made this? A Temple Run ripoff. THEY HAD THE LICENSE TO USE CHUCKY AND THE CHILDS PLAY FRANCHISE, AND THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A **** TEMPLE RUN CLONE!?!? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? As if making it a temple run clone mobile movie game wasn't enough, the game lags! When the game doesn't lag, you realise one of the major problems with mobile games. There aren't any buttons! Everything controls by touching the screen, and the touch screen on the iPhone doesn't register your exact hand movements most of the time. You'll end up trying to do one thing, when the phone thinks you're doing another. No Chucky, I don't "wanna play". The game isn't one of the worst I've ever played, but it pisses me off how they had the license of such an amazing film series and made a TEMPLE RUN CLONE!

The average metacritic and user score is shocking for this game. Bubble Bobble is a perfect distraction from reality, and you focus on nothing but the game. It is as if playing the game takes you to a whole other world.

Disney Infinitwii does the opposite of what it is meant to. On other platforms there is "infinite" possibilities, whereas the only infinite thing I experienced while trying to play this mess **** was infinite stress. I was using one of my characters from my Wii U version of the game on someone else's Wii version, and it would not let me do anything as it wasn't my game. Also, there is no multiplayer at all in story mode. And of course, Nintendo 64 games (from 17 years before this game released!) look more appealing than this ugly mess ****.

A fun game that can be enjoyed by gamers, casual gamers, people who like exercise or just normal people. The only people who wouldn't like this game are lazy people :P. This would be a 9/10, however there are a few broken controls in the game. I could not get Rock Climbing to work, so that was a dissapointment, in all of the dancing minigames, you have to strongly move your arms for the sensor to detect the movement and the altitude on the wii fit meter is sometimes faulty. However, everything else in the game is fun due to having all the minigames from Wii Fit, plus new minigames added in Wii Fit U including a whole new dancing mode, where you can select different styles of dancing and inclusion of the Wii Fit Meter, which you can use to track your steps and altitude. You can use your steps and altitude from the Wii Fit Meter to take part in Walking and Altitude challenges, where you have to walk the distance or go in the altitude of somewhere (for example, a tour round New York, a tour round Italy, the statue of liberty and the pyramids). This game rewards you in many ways. As most games do, you are rewarded with a high score you can show off with. You are also given unlockable costumes for your Mii Character to wear, which you unlock for completing challenges. And the most obvious reward is burning off calories, which I, as a gamer do not do often, so to be able to have fun while excersising is a very good thing for me.

I think this game is ok. Not amazing, not bad. However here are my problems with the game: Walking is too slow, running is too fast. The PC controls for lockpicking are bad. However the overall game isn't bad. Also there are parts in the game you can exploit so you can finish the game quick.

A solid experience. There seems to be a lot of poop in this game, however, most of this game is playable for people who don't appreciate toilet humour.

Not a bad game. However, a lot of people play and praise this just because it is free. The gameplay is good and it isn't a bad game, it just doesn't stand up compared to other games that I have paid for.

At first, it looks like a cool game. It is better in most ways than the first ios zombies app. However, the charm is just not here like it was in the first ios zombies game, and does not last as long as the first.

A great kart racing game. I always remembered this as my favourite. It was my first Mario Kart game, and playing it today definately brings back memories. However, what leaves this at 9 rather than 10 is that a few weeks ago replaying the game, I came across a glitch in Rainbow Road, and the music stopped. The whole race then felt lonely. Seriously, if you can, just find a version without music but with the sound effects, its just lonely.

This is a surprisingly good game, as it is based on the bad TV show. However, it is fun at first. The level design is good apart from one major flaw... the levels are too long!

This ****. If you're going to rip off Flappy Bird, do it right. Dumpy Doge was better than Flappy Bird, as that ripped it off right, however this just ****. I can't explain why it ****, but if you play it once, you'll understand.

Relaxing music, relaxing sound effects, relaxing visuals, relaxing graphics, relaxing scenery, relaxing colourful Pikmin characters, and OH MY GOSH ITS A GIANT PIKMIN-HUNGRY MONSTER!

People call this "the worst Mario Party game" and I see where they're coming from, it's a strange Mario Party game, and DRIVES the series in a weird direction. However, playing this, I had the most fun I'd had all series.

I have not played a lot of this game, as I played it with someone else who owned a copy of the game. However from what I did play, I was surprised at the game. I expected it to be bad (being a sequel to a bad sequel to an ok game) however, overall, I'd say its "meh". There's not a lot to praise, or to complain about.

I usually love The Walking Dead, but however the charm of the characters we all knew and loved have gone, as they're replaced by other new characters. However, what keeps this as a 7 is Russel's story, and the prison guy's story. The rest aren't worth writing home (or to metacritic) about.

The story is ok. It's not as good as TLAD and IV, but it's not bad. The changes in this game since IV are: Bass Jumping which is fun at first, then I never did it again, and Clubbing: I never would have thought how fun clubbing would be in a GTA game, but it is. There are lless problems than the PC port of IV, but there are still more than TLAD.

The story is ok. It's not as good as TLAD and IV, but it's not bad. The changes in this game since IV are: Bass Jumping which is fun at first, then I never did it again, and Clubbing: I never would have thought how fun clubbing would be in a GTA game, but it is.

The start of this game is not good, however towards the end it becomes great. A slight problem is the lack of missions. There are not a lot of missions, so the game's story doesn't last as long as Gay Tony or IV.

The start of this game is not good, however towards the end it becomes great. A slight problem is the lack of missions. There are not a lot of missions, so the game's story doesn't last as long as Gay Tony or IV. GTA IV's PC port had problems, but they didn't appear in this for me.

There is one problem with this game... the fighting. You'd think the fighting would be ok in a game about being a criminal, which involves fighting but no. Half the punches miss. However, the rest of the game is great.

This is the GTA game I've always dreamed of. There are some problems though. At launch the servers were faulty. Also, as you level up in the game, you can get better weapons. That sounds good, but if anyone new joins, they have no chance of leveling up because the **** on XBOX live (no offence to XBOX Live players, just I've met a lot of **** on XBOX Live) keep killing them unfairly.

A lot of people claim this is a dull GTA game, and say San Andreas is better. San Andreas had more replay value, but GTA IV's story is one of the most underrated stories in a video game ever. It knows when its a good time to be serious, and when it's a good time to be humorous. However, the PC port requires a high-end graphics card even though my computer can run games with better graphics than this fine, so its clearly the game that has the problem.

A lot of people claim this is a dull GTA game, and say San Andreas is better. San Andreas had more replay value, but GTA IV's story is one of the most underrated stories in a video game ever. It knows when its a good time to be serious, and when it's a good time to be humorous.

This has an amazing intro where the camera pans around the map, but unfortunately the charm stops there. It seems like some kind of maze as it is set in (the cabin in) the woods, and everything looks the same.

This is great fun to play with the steam workshop and **** mods and would be a 10/10, but without mods the game can get quite repetitive. The only good non-modded level is Dark Carnival.

This is in ways better and not as good as the original. This one has the great 3d graphics, but in 2d not much is improved. The levels are missions rather than exploring the mansion, which makes it easier for younger players or for inexperienced players but worse for experts and drops some of the original game's charm. The multiplayer is good fun, and if you liked the original you'll (almost certainly) like this.

Luigi's mansion is a must have Gamecube title. It's enough to buy a Gamecube just for this game, but if you have a Gamecube or wii (which plays Gamecube games) then you need this game. This game is the perfect blend of spooky and cartoony. It doesn't attempt to be a scary horror, but it doesn't attempt to be a happy game like other Mario (or should i say Luigi) games.

This is everything you expected from the next walking dead game. Telltale played the safe route with this one it seemed. The design of Nick is too similar to Kenny, and it seems like they are trying to force you to like him by trying to make you feel like he is Kenny. This is quite slow, most of the walking dead is slow and that adds to what makes it the truly amazing experience it is, however this episode felt REEEEEEAAALLLLLY slow.

Amazing storytelling. Without spoiling too much, towards the end of the game there was something that happened that made me so mad I wanted to kill some of the characters, which no other game has truly made me feel.

This game should be called "Llama or.... what the f*ck?" as I can not find any way to explain what must have been going through the game creators' heads to create this game. However, it is a fun game... which remind me how stupid I am, as it is such a simple idea, but is so easy to mess up :P

I am a Nintendo fan, but I play Playstation for this amazing musical title. Parappa the rapper has a cheesy story line, but that's not what music games are about. The gameplay is great, and a great playstation game, and personally my favourite playstation 1 title.

I prefer this to 64 for one reason. I don't know that reason though :P I just feel this game has more charm than 64. The difficulty was definitely toned up for this game.

Now, if you've seen my xbox 360 dead island review, you'd know I liked the original Dead Island. However, unlike Dead Island, I went into this game expecting a good game like the first with some improvements. This game only has one improvement: John, the new character. The rest of the game is worse. The graphics in the first level are bad, and the rest of the game is ok graphics. The controls (on pc at least) were bad. The amount of lag I received playing online, was bad. The storyline was ok. The gameplay was slower than Dead Island. And don't expect a good ending for it either.

Dead Island is not a perfect game, but you don't expect that coming into the game for the first time. I looked at the cover art, and expected it to be a pile of crap. However, it was actually a relatively good game, with an ok story, good controls, ok characters, ok graphics and good gameplay.

For some reason, I enjoy this game. The kayaking is terrible. Almost two years after the release, (**** specific to it's release date) I still find myself occasionally playing this game.

I'm surprised at how well this game turned out. At first I looked at it and thought it would be one of my games I rarely ever played, however this game delivered. The combat feels good and the graphics are amazing. However what drags it down is 1. It doesn't feel anything like the original Castlevanias, yknow, the amazing classic ones and simons quest? 2. There are some glitches 3. The godaweful PC controls that ruin the fun, and drag this game down from an 8 to a 6.

This game has no OP characters, which is a major problem in a lot of fighting games, so I was glad to see a great game with no OP characters or cheap moves. However, Superman does have one cheap move that can be spammed to win the match which can be annoying, so if you have a friend you don't trust, don't let them play as Superman. The story is ok, and I found myself skipping all the cutscenes, but thats not what you expect from a fighting game anyway. Warner Bros were very kind in actually putting online AND DLC in a Wii U title.

I'll be honest, I skipped out GameCube when it came out because I was still playing the N64. However, that means that my experience of The Wind Waker HD had no nostalgia, yet it still was an amazing experience.

I was originally put off by this game due to the very boring first levels. However, it gets great in "harder" levels. However the difficulty in some levels is not a good difficulty, but rather due to the less than good controls. Also the multiplayer is very boring, and after playing multiplayer for a few levels, just decided to take the levels in turns in single player mode due to the only result of the multiplayer not being fun, but an ache in your arm after pointing at the screen for hours.

I'm surprised at how well this game turned out. At first I looked at it and thought it would be one of my 360 games I rarely ever played, however this game delivered. The combat feels good, good controls and the graphics are amazing. However what drags it down is 1. It doesn't feel anything like the original Castlevanias, yknow, the amazing classic ones and simons quest? 2. There are some glitches

Weird controls. The start of this game MAKES FUN OF ITS FANS FOR WANTING A GAME LIKE THE GOOD OLD ONES. This game was only made because of the new engine rare got allowing them to use karting. This game is a sign of how **** rare became after **** bought them out. And don't think the stiff controlled boat multiplayer will revive this steaming pile of crap, because it doesn't.

Extremely disappointing. It is quite a good game, I must admit, but it is definitely not the game N64 players such as myself were hoping for it to be.