kartonblade

it would be 10/10 if clive didn't kill dante with removing his liver. but good game. laikend sapskraib tu ma chenel!

porn **** a russian z vatnik even this **** is bad even for mi bro **** this game *puke*

this game is so ASS, REPETITIVE AND **** AWFUL THAT I CAN'T EVEN VEGETABLE. my friend became a **** moron. this game has nothing to offer, one time play is enough, delete **** man please. -69/150

good game, vergil is not here, though. new hero nero is better then mi vaif ai vont tu meri jimmy. 10/9

jimmymopstron is a new superhero of this game. he's cool, yung and blue da boo dee da bu dai. devil bring me some water mechanic is entartani and cool. backtracking is not an issuare because u ar tracking with dante on squares. dante gameplay is rely gud end pondora gelgamops pik. mai faf gem ov ol defi me krai cereal. vergin iz gud goi yamomot wepon wolf auuuwwwwwww dem bro ids gud shid.

yung dante killos go boom boom dimons vroom vroooom. slashing the motorcookle. good game, a masterpiece of itsvroomvroomm.THIS is our style man, the atmosphere is so good I can end and vroom vroooom. lady is a bueger.

Who the **** decided to make a dmc game with gacha system like who the hell in china thought it would even work why are they dressed like clowns?! dante is so bad he can't even shoot bang bang. the voicecasting is soulless EVEN I COULD DO BETTER. PLEASE HIRE ME. game characters look awful why the **** is nero a little emo girl with painted eyes with dry dye it's so painful to look at... Lady looks good. I wonder why.

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]