Gnomungus

Pretty to look at, but full of terrible choices. Also, Harrison Ford is basically unwatchable at this point.

While a bit better than most of the Sheradiverse, it's still ultimately the same reactionary dreck that's made him famous. The entire family subplot is trite and a dull pretext for Dave Anabel's sanctimonious bloviating. I know Sheradin can't make a show without including a daddy for some exposition about the corruption of the modern world or whatever, but the entire thing is so heavy handed it makes it harder to take the ¿critique? of American imperialism seriously. At least Zoe Saldana gives a compelling performance and the action is pretty good.

Painfully bad on almost every level. The plot is dumb, the acting almost universally lifeless, and even the action is generally boring. Safe to skip this one unless you're champing for that next Expendables "hit."

An excruciatingly bad Archer ripoff with all the satire replaced with excessively crude sexual "jokes." It feels designed to cash in on the surprise success of Elvis, but the idiocy of the writing surpasses even that film's threadbare self indulgence.