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SummarySpoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realize that if the partying doesn't kill them, the vampires just might! (Full Circle)

Transylmania

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Metascore
Overwhelming Dislike
8
0% Positive
0 Reviews
10% Mixed
1 Review
90% Negative
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Time Out
Provides more groans than laughs.
30
L.A. Weekly
With stronger actors and real writers, this might’ve been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
20
The New York Times
Transylmania, a vampire-hunter, college road trip sex comedy, has a problem: someone has drained all the laughs out of it.
12
Boston Globe
Lowbrow vampire spoof.
10
Los Angeles Times
Although the inept filmmaking and tiresome gags give the air of coming from one truly bored misogynist, it took two screenwriters (Patrick Casey, Worm Miller) and two directors (David & Scott Hillenbrand) to create this stake through the heart of film comedy.
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The A.V. Club
Transylmania is so inept that it even fails as an adolescent breast-delivery device.
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Entertainment Weekly
It's tempting to say ''avoid at all costs,'' but truthfully, everyone should see something this bad at least once, if only to help us better appreciate the comparatively brainy merits of works like "Eurotrip," "Freddy Got Fingered," and the modern-day plague of movies with titles ending in "Movie."
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Generally Unfavorable
2.7
17% Positive
4 Ratings
13% Mixed
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May 21, 2026
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TheGalaxyWeb
At no point could I tell what kind of direction this disaster was trying to head in, but either way its a severely unfunny mess.
Jun 4, 2015
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nathanbo
As an 18 year old male going to college I am here to tell you that this film is completely unfunny. It seems that the worst films of all time are unfunny comedies like this. By that I mean they all follow the same formula to create some of the most cringe worthy pieces of film in cinematic history: unfunny gross out humor, check; generic characters, check; no character development, check; plot as well put together as a half completed Jenga tower, check; mediocre editing, check; people acting as loud and annoying as possible, check; some of the worst acting performances you have seen in your life, check. I admire how ambitious the filmmakers were trying to be, but the writing is unspeakably atrocious. It is annoying how stupid the characters are. You get kinda a Scooby Doo meets American Pie vibe, which sounds good on paper. In fact, I'm sure with better execution this could of been a good movie. The gags in this movie just get worse and worse, and there really is no sense or logic to anything that is happening. I thought Twilight was bad, but this is much worse.
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  • Film Rock
  • Hill & Brand Entertainment
Dec 4, 2009
1 h 32 m
R
Euro-trashed! Euro-smashed! Euro-slashed!
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