SummarySpoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realize that if the partying doesn't kill them, the vampires just might! (Full Circle)
Directed By:David Hillenbrand, Scott Hillenbrand
Written By:Pat Casey, Josh Miller
Transylmania
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Overwhelming Dislike
8
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Generally Unfavorable
2.7
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Metascore
Overwhelming Dislike
8
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90% Negative
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Provides more groans than laughs.
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With stronger actors and real writers, this might’ve been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
20
Transylmania, a vampire-hunter, college road trip sex comedy, has a problem: someone has drained all the laughs out of it.
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Lowbrow vampire spoof.
10
Although the inept filmmaking and tiresome gags give the air of coming from one truly bored misogynist, it took two screenwriters (Patrick Casey, Worm Miller) and two directors (David & Scott Hillenbrand) to create this stake through the heart of film comedy.
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Transylmania is so inept that it even fails as an adolescent breast-delivery device.
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It's tempting to say ''avoid at all costs,'' but truthfully, everyone should see something this bad at least once, if only to help us better appreciate the comparatively brainy merits of works like "Eurotrip," "Freddy Got Fingered," and the modern-day plague of movies with titles ending in "Movie."
User score
Generally Unfavorable
2.7
17% Positive
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May 21, 2026
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At no point could I tell what kind of direction this disaster was trying to head in, but either way its a severely unfunny mess.
Jun 4, 2015
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As an 18 year old male going to college I am here to tell you that this film is completely unfunny. It seems that the worst films of all time are unfunny comedies like this. By that I mean they all follow the same formula to create some of the most cringe worthy pieces of film in cinematic history: unfunny gross out humor, check; generic characters, check; no character development, check; plot as well put together as a half completed Jenga tower, check; mediocre editing, check; people acting as loud and annoying as possible, check; some of the worst acting performances you have seen in your life, check. I admire how ambitious the filmmakers were trying to be, but the writing is unspeakably atrocious. It is annoying how stupid the characters are. You get kinda a Scooby Doo meets American Pie vibe, which sounds good on paper. In fact, I'm sure with better execution this could of been a good movie. The gags in this movie just get worse and worse, and there really is no sense or logic to anything that is happening. I thought Twilight was bad, but this is much worse.
Production Company:
- Film Rock
- Hill & Brand Entertainment
Release Date:Dec 4, 2009
Duration:1 h 32 m
Rating:R
Tagline:Euro-trashed! Euro-smashed! Euro-slashed!




























