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This movie was awful. How much did the studios pay the critics on this one. It's an absolute ridiculous BORE. 3 people walked out and i soon followed.

You've got Tarantino composing a single song, on a single set, with 'a **** of characters' that have been given the one song to sing, yet harmony is more than should be expected. However, as Tarantino's film's/speeches have grown in number and as his troupe of overused and over-scripted puppets have multiplied we cannot fault this leopard for not changing it's spots, nor for force feeding his cubs his toothless ghetto growl, we can only listen and know, we've heard this song before...a long time ago and many times since, and every time there were too many voices singing the same tune. Tarantino has promised to stop after his 10th movie so roll on number 10 so we can all be done with this angst B.S. If the truth be told he never had more than one movie in him, just told in ten different genres (by Samuel L.Jackson).

It's all well and good until you try to retire and then your ex-colleagues kids track you down and through old-age guilt-trip force you to teach them their late father's trade. Tell them to **** off." The results will be at best, mediocre and only that good as they are being compared to catastrophic previous results.

As a movie for movie fans goes, this more than works. However, how hard as you might try, you cannot get away from the hugely dominant fact that these two scumbags were neither charming nor misunderstood.Just Eastend muscle, whose legend has long outlived their liberty and long surpassed reality. That's the Kray's. Tom Hardy is as he is, born for these roles.

There is only one movie to hold this or any other movie of this genre up to, and that is Jaws. This does not come near. I have noticed from the movies of the past 5 years that special effects are presumed excellent. Watching this movie will undoubtedly cause you to miss the admittedly fake shark. That shark was close and wet and salty and ferocious above all else. This whale won't hurt mickey mouse because that doesn't happen in these cartoons. Nothing ventured......

David o' Russell was sitting in his kitchen at his wit's end. Then he saw his mop... He should have gone to bed. Some minor patenting legal speed bumps, nothing to worry about. House wife does good. Sorry, don't want to ruin this masterpiece of domestic efficiency, but...... write a goddamn story. New mop from JML is the last chorus of the one-time lucky film-maker. I've got an idea for a career-killer. Sorry, just seen someone has already sliced bread. I feel like a lazy bastard.