Schlanglepuss

[SPOILER ALERT: This review contains spoilers.]

This is barely even a game. Game Grumps did a hilariously dumbfounded and increasingly psychotic short series on this “hidden gem” years ago, and it’s shocking lack of effort and quality in every aspect imaginable, even as a bargain-bin Wii shovelware game from the get-go, still absolutely astounds me to this day. I seriously feel kind of awful for any children that had to grow up playing this desolate gaming travesty…