Spank!

Plays the opposition off the park. The best footy sim on the PlayStation, and possibly every other format as well.

I very much intend to retire from the human race and hibernate with this game.

Probably the most fun you can have with two people without having to clear up afterwards.

This game is so phat man, it's sick.

Perfect in every way. Except for the manual, which I've burnt along with every other first person shooter in the office games cupboard: there's no point in keeping either now.

Nothing short of epic.

The audio is wonderful and matches the graphics, though the storyline is fairly pointless, and there's a certain childlike quality to it that could annoy but was fine with me.

Graphically stunning, packed with features and playability out of the very top drawer.

As an excellent variation on the throw away RTS culture of the moment, especially for it's potential longevity on my play list and for some pukka explosions!

Allowing the kind of mass battles that we've previously only dreamed of, this epochal title gives us war and so much more.